New Niall Horan's Album "Heartbreak Weather" Should've Been Really Called "Heartbreak Shitter"

This sophomore attempt of Horan's new material should have been used as toilet paper to wipe your ass with as all the songs are depressing as all hell, by the time you get to the end of this collection of material you'll be wanting to play russian roulette with every chamber in the gun having a bullet in it or if you don't want to tempt your fate that way make an X somewhere so no repairs can be made to you when your body arrives to the hospital emergency room. It's nice for an artist to want to pay homage to their inspirations of musical influences, but on the other side of that coin you don't need to rip off literal songs by those influential artists you have respect for take the song "Nice To Meet You" it's a clear rip off musically of the Rolling Stones "Sympathy FOr The Devil" with a little of U2's "mysterious Ways" blended in there i'm really in hopes that Mick Jagger & Keith RIchards along with Bono sue the pants off of Horan, in all honesty the rest of this horrible collection of music on this LP was written so that he could pine over the loss of his former girlfriend Haley Steinfeld who clearly is over Horan as she put out a recent collection of music bashing him including "Man Up" which Horan is clearly still not a man more like a little boy who probably couldn't get it up for Steinfeld in the bedroom she has way better taste in men and clearly realized Horan was a temporary lapse of insanity in her ten months of dating this loser. I mean the song "Black and White" clearly written for Steinfeld is the lamest song on the album and he thinks according to most of the interviews found on youtube is a masterpiece and thinks he's a legend for writing this piece of garbage which probably took as long as it did for him to take a shit on the toilet to write, the lyrics are very weak and what's also noticable in all of his songs is that they all mainly have one verse and one chorus that just repeat throughout the length of all the songs. I feel so sorry for the folks who bought the target edition thinking because there are two extra tracks that they actually thought they were getting two more pieces of good material....save your money on buying that edition infact save your money from buying any version of this album download it from youtube for free although it's a waste of time even that way you can at least say if you like a song out of the tracks on the album you at least saved money and got it all for free.....this artist doesn't even care about his fans he was instagramming live everyday when the album first came out in March and it was number one in the first two weeks once Horan heard that concert touring was cancelled for 2020 basically due to the pandemic from covid-19 he basically told all of his fans to go screw themselves and no one has seem him on instagram live since doing anything. His current collaboration with Ashland Wilson folks I have to say I feel sorry for her as if you watch the most recent interview he did with her for the fourth of july weekend Horan admits he didn't even know her full name until that interview and he collaborated with her for eight weeks on their current single "moral of the story" how sad is that folks I think honestly he heard the name Ashe short for her full name and thought he heard ass as he thought he was gonna get a piece of it, we've all seen his dating track record he only picks upcoming new singers celebrities to work with and also date not to mention he picks girls that look similar to barbie dolls the difference being that barbie actually has boobs unlike his girls. Niall just come out of the closet already it's okay to tell the world you don't like women. All of your music sounds like you're gargling with a dick in your mouth your songwriting is subpar at best infact you held your former band One Direction back from making a long lasting career they would still be around if it wasn't for your lame ass and singing, why do you think Simon Cowel shut your microphone off while you did live performances even he saw you couuldn't carry a tune in a bucket if you really tried look at the two so called attempts of albums you've made they're only good as a piece of toilet paper to wipe your ass with.. Also Stop crying for your soulmate in your most recent attempt "Shine A Light" be a man get off your lazy fucking ass and find her she's not going to come to you you pathetic lazy twat, Rainbow has tried so many ways to contact you. Heartbreak Weather gets a zero starr rating from this reviewer as there is no original sounding material on this record whatsoever it's all rip off material of other artists songs including his former band One Direction, as for the guys in One Direction at least your solo material actually will be remembered twenty years from now unlike Horan's first two albums which are not worth spending ten cents on. If you don't like this review Niall which we all know you won't being the cry baby that you are be a man and contact me at talkinghendrix@gmail.com and maybe i'll change this review and be a little nicer and maybe i'll give you some information about Rainbow, that's of course if you're a real man and not a little boy like Haley sings about, but again I think it's quite obvious about your preference it's not girls obviously it's okay in the current year 2020 to admit you're gay.